I wish that I could play Detroit Rock n' Roll, but boys from Toledo we ain't got no soul, that's right.
I'm just the son of a medicine man, I'm just the son of a business woman. They taught me loving with a pizza pan, that's right.
And now we're singing.

Chorus: Sing, sing, sing from the mountain tops.

I wish that I could be like Iggy 'P', I wish that I could be like MC 'F' 'I' 'V' 'E', but when I'm up on stage I feel on trial like Kwame Kil 'P'.
I pray for Kwame as he rots in jail, he just met 'Bubba' now he's getting some tail, that's right.
And now he's screaming.

I think my girlfriend said I got some appeal, but Jack White is the one that makes her squeal.
I wish that I could get a record deal, but indie labels they don't see my appeal, that's right.

I wish that I could play Detroit Rock n' Roll, but stupid white boys, no we ain't got no soul, that's right.